Thursday 24 March 2016

Brighton to become the UK’s first ‘twats only’ town


UNBEARABLY smug seaside twat haven Brighton is to ban ordinary people.

The Sussex town, which had increasingly become an overpriced dormitory for London media workers and grizzled ‘big beat’ DJs, is to take the bold step of excluding anyone who does not have a glaringly flawed personality.

Read more: Brighton to become the UK’s first ‘twats only’ town

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