Thursday, 18 March 2010

Patcham Pete . .

Patcham Pete (on the left) has been keeping a lonely vigil at the Jubilee Fountain for many years, during which time he has displayed an astonishing versatility in his sartorial tastes. This seems to have done the trick and we are pleased to report that he has recently been joined by a lady-friend. When interviewed he denied that this would mean he would be giving up his normal duties (deterring speeding motorists). "We are just good friends" he said.

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